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so it's been a while. and i've been lame. it's also been in the triple digits temperature, so shut the fuck up.

so my weekly shit

A TIP OF THE HAT TO

1) the city. last week they changed the law back so that liquor stores are now open until ten everyday. sunday is exempt of course because they never sell off ale on sunday. we have morals damn it!

2) The dink. it's funny check it out. for those of us who only still read the onion because it's free and all over the city, we can dump the onion for the dink! except for last week's was insanley funny. probably because it was all old stories. and don't worry to you non-mpls readers, our av club doesn't carry savage love, the city pages does, so no one is missing out on that

3) Amy sedaris and steven colbert. man that interview was great. she was wearing a fat suit and he had on a pink polka dot tie. how fucking perfect is that? a pink polka dot tie.

4) sarah and emily. emily and i slept in sarah's a.c.ed bed and made a dank ass brunch the next day. that was fun

WAG OF THE FINGER TO

1) sam, he stood me up for breakfast on saturday. the little shit head! i had to bail and leave extra early

2) this lex character. he seems to have fucked over my friend lynnea. they have some communication issues. and myspace, for not letting me read lynnea's blog. we used to be friends. and now i'll have to hear all about it.

3) Big tom/eric/derek/wakes/whomever. lame beer. i had such high expectations for that house. i guess when tom moves out, shit fall to shit. at least foosball is still there. i thought that would have belonged to tom. what kegger would be complete without foosball? and yes, i lost. twice

4) work/ i'm sofrustrated



and i'm going to give crush of the week to gnossos. is it wrong to give a fictional character crush of the week? i'd say yes, but then i'd have to give prince or erik crush of the week, again. and you're all sick of hearing about me creaming my panties to The Continental. so poor old gnossos. he's down, and then as a reader so were you. I wanna just pity fuck him so that i can some how grant myself Immunity from his situation.
plus he's greek and he has long shaggy hair. and those greeks are hot. the hottest greek of course is Dimos. the man who came into my hotel room, sat on my bed and fed me porkchops with no objection. it was my only cheat in four years. i probably would have eaten the meat no matter what, but with his tight ass in those tight jeans! damn!!!!!!